April 23rd, 2009
These are good. Thank you for your comments, I am processing.
This from LannaLalshism:Hello Man!. Just more question. Realy, please, help me.
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who also wants to know:
Hello Man!. Just more question. Realy, please, help me.
Does anyone know where I can buy San Miguel in Galway, Ireland?
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This also a good question. Well, I am not a man, so I can’t help you.
From Charlie:
Hello,
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Thanks
Charlie
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November 14th, 2008
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November 12th, 2008
I brought some objects upstairs. 2 small TV’s, a Jim Henson’s Muppet Show Lunch box, slide controllers, a barrell full of jars - reflective light bulb, chemistry modeling set, a 350 gigabyte external hard drive. I feel like I will never leave.

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May 22nd, 2008
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May 22nd, 2008
273 Cycles and Counting
Jello in the Deep Freezer
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May 6th, 2008
The machine was first given a layer of laboratory-grown human skin. Unfortunately, it could not resist touching its face and swiftly damaged the epidermis, at a rate impossible to maintain by it’s regenerative system.
It was noted that the capo arm was much more destructive than other designs, but we determined that the bar chord functionality was much easier to program - requiring only rapid horizontal movements.
As a result, silicon was used. The face is not nearly as soft to the touch but looks quite pleasing nonetheless.
F the Man.
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May 6th, 2008

The streamlined version - we found the legs to be entirely unnecessary as well the torso. The machine recharges through solar power sunglasses and “black heart” battery. Here are the features:
1) Bosom face with solar power sunglasses and optional “white-face” makeup
2) Mounted harmonica - bosom produces air flow for resonance
3) Right arm - permanent acoustic guitar installation with screw mount optional electric, autonomic strumming
4) Left arm - 2 digit hand: palm element and capo for bar chords; also good for finger-pointing
5) Mechanized caster foot with squeaky wheel
6) Gyroscopes and GPS uplink for balance and infinite wisdom
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April 7th, 2008
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